„give up your dreams. commit suicide.”

is the motto of punk band LIFE STINKS, but before

new records coming soon by TOTAL PUNK RECORDS (US)

TIMMY’S ORGANISM (with Timmy Vulgar from Clone Defects, Human Eye from Detroit,  7″) + NAG (7″, Atlanta) + FNU CLOWN INC (LP, San Francisco) + LIFE STINKS (7″, SF)

every kind of loony prog jazz rock tunes from Lyon by CHROMB!

Their music comes almost evereybody from the Czech avantgarde jazz rock scene to my mind like Jablkon, Rozmazane Deti, Bez Ladu A Skaldu, Uz Jsme Doma, Psi Vojaci.

You don’t know them? No problem because also there are 16-17 and alboth! from the Golden Age of Swiss Jazzcore.

If you are not familiar with those crazy days then they mention such influences like Melt-Banana, King Crimson or John Zorn.

But no problem if you don’t know them because somewhere for a half minute exactly as the Queen. Check it here.

Do you know that comrade Stalin was chosen two times as the Man Of The Year by Time?

One, in 1939, because of his pact with Hitler; and two, in 1942, because of battle of Stalingrad.

And what do you think who was the Man in 1938? The Devil’s organist

BUT MORE IMPORTANT here are some humans of our times

a great little rock and roll band VAGINA TOWN from Nantes

from debut album 11 LOVE SONGS on KYTHIBONG RECORDS (France)

Anyway there was a research recently at Leiden University in the Netherlands which found out that just as humans recognise faces, chimps recognise each others’ butt. So now imagine the cover of the The Monkey Time’s Chimp of The Year.

„just in time for the holidays”

from MARSHALL APPLEWHITE next mixtape Suburban Boredom, out now on little Scottish label CLANDESTINE RECORDS on cassette and digital.

He says „If EDM is drug music, I am the anti drug.” But there was another Marshall Applewhite who also said very particular things.

After divorce, without job, in the state of depression a gay music teacher from Texas, Marshall Applewhite, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ met a woman who used to got instructions from a monk Brother Francis from the 19th century. They identified themselves as the two witness of God which are described by John the Revelator in his nightmare after an overabundant late supper. Those two have authority of prophesy, have power over sky and waters, and able to strike the earth with plague. They also concluded that they had been chosen to full fill biblical prophecies, so they went to proselytization tour, but without any success. Maybe because

„It would be impossible to explain to you who we are, where we come from, and who we represent. If we tried, you would not believe us. We exist in another dimension, which does not allow for the use of currency.”

This quote is taken from one of their sacred messages. This one was found in their room in a Holiday Inn.

The essence of their catechism

We have superior souls which are from other space and planted into our human bodies. We are here to teach people how to reach the next level of existence. To reach this state need to strip all the human habits and emotions, for example must to jettison from the luxury of thinking too. And when the time will come a spaceship will come for the true believers and take their souls to the Heaven and everybody else will die in a final fire shower.

The time came in 1997 with Comet Hale-Bopp, when an amateur astronomer took a photograph which showed a large metallic object behind the comet. So the 39 members of Heaven’s Gate group prepared themselves for the journey as guidance by the spiritual leader.

At first everybody went and bought the same type of black Nike shoes – because of the Nike logo is similar to a comet, but a „Heaven’s Gate Away Team” armband, passport, driving licence, a 5 dollar bill and some change also were needed. The latter because so they will be able to call home.

Finally they released their souls from the human body with a mix of medication of epilepsy, vodka and apple sauce, and before the final exit they set plastic bags on their heads. But they all slipped on a banana peel. The photo of the comet with that UFO was fake. So they in vain took out insurance on alien abduction.

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Today news: Psychiatrists have urged parents to stop telling kids about Father Christmas because it could undermine trust in their parents and lead to „abject disappointment”. „If parents can lie so convincingly and over such a long time, what else can they lie about?”

I have already known about that the cats meowing differently by regions – a project is running in the Swedish Lund University about cat saying; the Cat – Swedish dictionary will be presented around 2021. But today I have got known about that the song birds sing on higher tune because of the greenhouse effect, and UFO migrants are on the Moon, and another Aussie band, LEAVINGS

This single is their debut release before the forthcoming LP. During the first listening I have written down what came to my mind: Sonic Youth, Nirvana, HC-Punk

They say these „tracks represent the band’s response to the frustration of living in an Australia whose leaders become nastier and more cynical with each passing year.”

They write: RIYL: Unwound, Flying Nun records, The Men, Rosetta, Fugazi, Japandroids, Sonic Youth, Blank Realm, Neu!, P.K. 14, mewithoutYou, Turnpike, A Place to Bury Strangers.

Sell & Shark is available in digital format from TENZENMEN RECORDS and LEAVINGS‘ bandcamp. Physical copies can be obtained directly from the band, and from various record stores in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide, and Gold Coast.

Anyway if you would like to watch a perfect MONTY PYTHON EPISODE ABOUT MEOWING RESEARCH, then click the video in the article on Lund University website! 

from New Orleans with punks

7″ coming soon on TOTAL PUNK

Beautiful, cold, warm, psych, noisey, drunky, urban folk tunes from and by LOWER PLENTY. It is a suburb of Melbourne and also a band

Its members are from e.g. Total Control, The UV Race, Dick Diver or Terry. About their music I could write that sometimes like VU and Nico, but I do not want to write it, so forget it. This song is taken their 4th album Sister, Sister out now on Bedroom Suck Records (AUS). It was recorded in a kitchen of another suburb of Melbourne, Collingwood.

On that place which is today Lower Plenty the first settler was a Hungarian political immigrant Sigismund Wekey in the mid of the 19th century. He was a lawyer, but during the revolutiuon and war of independence of Hungary in 1848/49 he became a captain and adjutant of the political leader Kossuth. After the fall he went to London, learnt mining, and wrote the first Hungarian grammar for the English people.

He arrived in Australia in his late 20s. On the site which is today Lower Plenty he purchased land as a manager of a shareholder company he founded with a vision to start the wine industry of Melbourne, but the company went to bankruptcy within two years. During this time he was the secretary of Philosophical Society (later Philosophical Institute) of state Victoria. But because the cost of the society’s publications were paid by himself for two years finally he resigned.

He also was a correspondent of some journals, later registrar and postmaster of a gold mining town Gaffneys Creek. He applied for patents of some mining machineries, and became a director of the Aladdin and Try-Again United Gold Mining Co., but he was placed under charge of conspiracy with his two co-directors in 1870. He was sentenced and spent one year in gaol where he wrote a pamphlet about the elastic laws and the political corruption which endangered of the liberty of the subject, titled The Institution Of The Land We Live In. After his release he left Australia, travelled around the world with his family, and finally settled in Budapest.

If yes, then you also like French bass/drums duo DAiKiRi

Fast, short, chaotic songs, and some long one.

NEW ALBUM „MARCEL SUPRA” OUT NOW on vinyl and CD

on Et Mon Cul C’est Du Tofu?,  Who Is Brain Records,  Ascenseur Émotionnel,  La Face Cachée Records (all French),  Hola Halo DIY (Italy),  NAAB (Czech) and  Red Wig Records (Germany). Buy digital copy via Bandcamp

But who is Marcel Supra? I have asked them.

„Marcel Supra is a fictionnal character, you can see him on the cover of the record, he is the personification of the wood-burning stove that we use in our practice room.”

artwork by Val L’Enclume

There will be some DAiKiRi shows together with MELT-BANANA this Nov/Dec in France, and two in Switzerland with Italian electro noise rock band Les Spritz:

7th dec@ L’USine – Geneve w/ Rico, DAiKiRi,
8th dec@ LA Prise – Neuchatel w/ Rico, DAiKiRi
and one in France on 9th dec @ Le passenger du Zinc – Besancon w/ Rico, DAiKiRi

At RNR666 PARTY they shared stage with German math noise rock band Don Vito – there is a common 7″ with them as Don Kiri.

They are MISS DESTINY from Australia.

If these humans are likeable for you, then click,
let there be rock and roll

from debut album on RIP SOCIETY RECORDS (AUS)

from UK/EU buy here     from AUS here

„SURFACE TO AIR MISSIVE

is primarily the project of recorder player Taylor Ross from The American South. This Rock Band has destroyed The Rock Band in order to build a New Rock Band sourced from Fake Classical / Neo-Baroque stylings. Recorders big and small multi-tracked atop atypical chord progressions”

This is a neo-baroque psych folk pop crank, an easy, bloody fun

from the album „A V” on Leaving Records (US)

But this song shows just one face from the many of the band. Sometimes it seems as if there would be a different band, because „Hey, it’s totally Sonic Youth”; „Oh what is the name of that Czech folk jazz band? They make something similar. Jablkon! That’s right.” And in the next moment it turns into grunge. Just like the Ween.

Full album stream     Buy it here

Euro tour > 25 Nov – 10 Dec Germany, Switzerland, France, UK, Holland: You can find the exact dates and places on a poster under the embedded album.

„everyone believes in something that doesn’t exist, we’re telling people we don’t exist, that we’re a fictional band and

we want to write the biggest pop hits that the radio won’t touch.”

MOONLANDINGZ

In this fiction the persons are from the Fat White Family & The Eccentronic Research Council, and this phantom song is „our ode to the odious little England hegemony we have suddenly found ourselves sinking into”

from Blak Hanz EP on Transgression Records (UK) on 16 Dec

But maybe all of these are just games of the imagination.

another strange aussie punk band

„Initially we were influenced by the likes of Geza X & The Mommymen, DNA, The Screamers, The Mentally Ill, The Effigies, The Meatmen and the Dangerhouse catalogue.”

BRANDO’S ISLAND on synth, vibraphone and drums

7″ on Million Dollar Records (AUS)

All US and o/s distribution is being handled by Feel It Records
For UK and EU based customers, the record is currently available via Norman Records

The band is a minimalist form of chaotic no wave punk band THE ZINGERS